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streeter:

CollegeHumor Offline is coming back to the Gramercy Theatre for our annual “more expensive” live show! Why is it more expensive? Because it’s better. 90 minutes of sketches, standup, Jake and Amir, Very Mary Kate, special guests, music and surprises so secret we haven’t even thought of what they’ll be yet. Here are some pictures of past CH Offline shows. 
Come live the dream and watch me sweat profusely all over the front few rows! Get your tickets now
And if you’re not able to come to this, DON’T WORRY: you can come see our regular CH Live show at the UCB, June 28th

streeter:

CollegeHumor Offline is coming back to the Gramercy Theatre for our annual “more expensive” live show! Why is it more expensive? Because it’s better. 90 minutes of sketches, standup, Jake and Amir, Very Mary Kate, special guests, music and surprises so secret we haven’t even thought of what they’ll be yet. Here are some pictures of past CH Offline shows

Come live the dream and watch me sweat profusely all over the front few rows! Get your tickets now

And if you’re not able to come to this, DON’T WORRY: you can come see our regular CH Live show at the UCB, June 28th

robmichaelhugel:

Bread and Butter at The Gutter, Williamsburg’s coolest back room comedy show is back. This month it’s summer so we’ve gotten some hot comics to keep us cool ya dig?
Cory Cavin (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Model Wife) Willy Appelman (The Magnet) Laura Willcox (UCB, Slacktory)Alex Schmidt (College Humor Live)  As always the show is FREE and starts at 8pm. Hosted by Myself and Shannon Coffey.

See me tonight, because after I release this material, I go back into the Disney Vault for a generation.

robmichaelhugel:

Bread and Butter at The Gutter, Williamsburg’s coolest back room comedy show is back. This month it’s summer so we’ve gotten some hot comics to keep us cool ya dig?

Cory Cavin (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Model Wife)
Willy Appelman (The Magnet)
Laura Willcox (UCB, Slacktory)
Alex Schmidt (College Humor Live)
As always the show is FREE and starts at 8pm. Hosted by Myself and Shannon Coffey.

See me tonight, because after I release this material, I go back into the Disney Vault for a generation.

That Schmidt guy sucks but the rest of this will be pretty great.

That Schmidt guy sucks but the rest of this will be pretty great.

collegehumor:

Come see CollegeHumor IRL on April 26 !!
Reserve Tickets

I’m more excited to do this than just about anything I’ve ever done, ever. And I once dressed up like Abraham Lincoln for Halloween.
Come on out, New York friends!

collegehumor:

Come see CollegeHumor IRL on April 26 !!

Reserve Tickets

I’m more excited to do this than just about anything I’ve ever done, ever. And I once dressed up like Abraham Lincoln for Halloween.

Come on out, New York friends!

My improv group Crossbow is in a great show on Saturday at 8pm: The Main Event at Second City Hollywood!  Come see us make stuff up, plus other groups Freedom Snatch and Bro Squad 5 making stuff up after us.  The Facebook event has up-to-the-minute info.  It’s our only January show so come Saturday, or wait till these other impossibly far-off shows happen.

My improv group Crossbow is in a great show on Saturday at 8pm: The Main Event at Second City Hollywood!  Come see us make stuff up, plus other groups Freedom Snatch and Bro Squad 5 making stuff up after us.  The Facebook event has up-to-the-minute info.  It’s our only January show so come Saturday, or wait till these other impossibly far-off shows happen.

Stand-up at Sardo’s on Wednesday!  There’s a great free show with famous and funny headliner Ahmed Ahmed, there’s karaoke after, there’s this weird old guy who owns the place, and you can experience as many or as few of those things as you want to.

Stand-up at Sardo’s on Wednesday!  There’s a great free show with famous and funny headliner Ahmed Ahmed, there’s karaoke after, there’s this weird old guy who owns the place, and you can experience as many or as few of those things as you want to.

What? An improv show? Yes! My new team “Crossbow” is performing for the first time in public, at Prismbox this Thursday 1/5. 7:30pm, free show, great improv all around.

What? An improv show? Yes! My new team “Crossbow” is performing for the first time in public, at Prismbox this Thursday 1/5. 7:30pm, free show, great improv all around.

Comedy Store tonight!  Belly Room, 8:30pm, $10 tickets and a two drink minimum to see a bunch of great Comedy Store-type comics and additionally me. 
Had some deep conversations last night about my self-confidence and my soul and where I’m going as a person, and it remains to be seen how that will affect my CONSTANT STREAM OF DICK JOKES.

Comedy Store tonight!  Belly Room, 8:30pm, $10 tickets and a two drink minimum to see a bunch of great Comedy Store-type comics and additionally me. 

Had some deep conversations last night about my self-confidence and my soul and where I’m going as a person, and it remains to be seen how that will affect my CONSTANT STREAM OF DICK JOKES.

Tomorrow night (Friday) at 9:00pm I’m doing stand-up at the LOFT After-Hours Comedy Night in  downtown LA!  There’s a holiday party afterwards too, let’s hang out there. 
Tickets are just $5 and there’s no drink minimum.  Parking available on some  streets downtown, or get there my favorite way and take the Gold Line to the Little Tokyo/Arts District stop. LOFT Ensemble website: http://loftensemble.com/ LOFT Ensemble address: 929 East 2nd Street #105 Los Angeles, CA 90012
And if Friday night’s no good for you, come see me on Saturday night at The Comedy Store!

Tomorrow night (Friday) at 9:00pm I’m doing stand-up at the LOFT After-Hours Comedy Night in downtown LA!  There’s a holiday party afterwards too, let’s hang out there. 

Tickets are just $5 and there’s no drink minimum.  Parking available on some streets downtown, or get there my favorite way and take the Gold Line to the Little Tokyo/Arts District stop.

LOFT Ensemble website: http://loftensemble.com/
LOFT Ensemble address: 929 East 2nd Street #105 Los Angeles, CA 90012

And if Friday night’s no good for you, come see me on Saturday night at The Comedy Store!

I guess I didn’t screw up too badly last time, so I’m back at another great show in The Belly Room of The Hollywood Comedy Store on Saturday, December 17th. $10 tickets and a two drink minimum to see a bunch of great Comedy Store-type comics, plus me.  Yes, it’s my last stand-up show of 2011. But look out for great 2012 dates like OH WAIT THE WORLD WILL END NEVER MIND.

I guess I didn’t screw up too badly last time, so I’m back at another great show in The Belly Room of The Hollywood Comedy Store on Saturday, December 17th. $10 tickets and a two drink minimum to see a bunch of great Comedy Store-type comics, plus me. 

Yes, it’s my last stand-up show of 2011. But look out for great 2012 dates like OH WAIT THE WORLD WILL END NEVER MIND.