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witstream:

The full-length Anchorman 2 trailer is finally here.

witstream:

The full-length Anchorman 2 trailer is finally here.

Bill Murray as Hunter S. Thompson in Where The Buffalo Roam (1980)

Bill Murray as Hunter S. Thompson in Where The Buffalo Roam (1980)

#AttemptingToDoThingsOnAMondayMorning

#AttemptingToDoThingsOnAMondayMorning

“HEY. I’M TRYING TO BRUNCH HERE.”

“HEY. I’M TRYING TO BRUNCH HERE.”

collegehumor:

Game Of Thrones Season 3 Recap: So, That Happened [SPOILERS]
It got interesting faster than you can say “Valyrian”.

Dan Hopper is a murderously good TV recapper.

collegehumor:

Game Of Thrones Season 3 Recap: So, That Happened [SPOILERS]

It got interesting faster than you can say “Valyrian”.

Dan Hopper is a murderously good TV recapper.

cracked:

I was a different person then, without patience or adult teeth.

4 Stories That Prove The Cracked Staff Fights Dirty

This new song might be the zeitgeist-iest piece of music (NSA uncovered/2 Chainz robbed this week/Pharrell’s omnipresence from collaborating on Daft Punk and Robin Thicke hits) released in my lifetime.

And based on my friend Will’s experience hearing it at Summer Jam a week and a half ago, that 100% perfect trendiness seems to be total blind luck on 2 Chainz’s part.

Even better, this becomes the message of the song when you put it in an NSA context: “If I’m treating every government spy to petabytes of evidence that I’m FRESH AS HELL, who needs civil liberties?”