AlexSchmidt(y) Blog

I Zack Snyder-ed Action Comics for Funny Or Die.

If Superman Comics Were As Sad As Man Of Steel Looks

I wrote something really important.

8 Broadway Shows For Dads (Funny Or Die)

They’re making a Rocky musical, so I went from there.

“The Only Times I Approved Of My Brother Dating A Sex Robot”

I wrote this for The Bygone Bureau. Your Japanese love doll will love it!

I got a joke in this week's CollegeHumor Staff Jokes!

More to be found here: @AlexSchmidty.

My Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client is--
My Lawyer (to me): The bill for those four seconds of my legal services comes to [all the money you will ever earn in your entire life].

Alternate Titles For Resident Evil: Retribution, Probably

Resident Evil: The Battle For Big-Ben-Brooklyn-Bridge-Kremlin-ville
Geograpalooza
There’s Trouble in Improbable River City
Helicopters, Helicopters, Helicopters!
Resident Evil 5, As In The Fifth Movie And Not An Adaptation Of The Fifth Video Game, Which Was Just A Kind Of OK Game And Also Vaguely Racist
Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow

I got a joke in this week's CollegeHumor Staff Jokes!

More of them here.

jestcomedy:

The Greek System Bails Out Greece

With Greece’s economy and government floundering, it’s up to the frat brothers of the other Greek system to save the day.

I got to write this video! Then the production team made it and did a fantastic job.

I got a joke in this week's CollegeHumor Staff Jokes!

And perhaps more importantly, my Twitter background is now an obscure Grover Cleveland illegitimate child scandal reference.