AlexSchmidt(y) Blog

Hey, I like tea.

Talk about a love match.

Wrote this for The Impersonals about how wonderfully bad Kobe Bryant is at Twitter.

slacktory:

11 more inane responses to celebrity tweets at Slacktory

I found these for Slacktory to answer the question “Who’s worse at Twitter: celebrities or their fans?”

I mean, at least Lady Gaga has a hot meal and something to do.

It’s a good thing saying “Not to sound like a dick” magically turns you into not-a-dick.

Totally saw this “The Pope quits” thing coming.

slacktory:

The guy who went to the inauguration thinking Obama lost

If you’re liberal, it’s OK that schadenfreude is a foreign word.

I wrote this because, dammit, this guy just has to exist.