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Haha wow April Fool’s Day, so weird to spend a day of my life being skeptical of strangers and media and corporations’ intentions

slacktory:

Tough Love episode 2: Steven and Blaire go to a very busy and important party.

(GIF set by Alex Schmidt)

dollarpizzacomedy:

Dollar Pizza — “Artist”

A man who’s down on his luck shows off his gift.

FUN FACT: I am British!

funnyordie:

Exclusive ‘The Hobbit’ Production Update from Peter Jackson
Peter Jackson offers a sneak peek at the many, many adaptations he has in store for The Hobbit.

I would like to go on living please thank you.

funnyordie:

Exclusive ‘The Hobbit’ Production Update from Peter Jackson

Peter Jackson offers a sneak peek at the many, many adaptations he has in store for The Hobbit.

I would like to go on living please thank you.

I heard Betty White’s in a new music video and I thought yes make GIFs of this yes

wow katys new album art meow

wow katys new album art meow

funnyordie:

Ugh, How Do I Handle This Text From My Ex Who Dumped Me?
This guide will tell you exactly what to do the next time someone who dumped you has the nerve to text you.

I wrote this and if you went and called it “funny” it would prevent me from dying.

funnyordie:

Ugh, How Do I Handle This Text From My Ex Who Dumped Me?

This guide will tell you exactly what to do the next time someone who dumped you has the nerve to text you.

I wrote this and if you went and called it “funny” it would prevent me from dying.

cracked:

Lap time: four whole minutes.
[video via The Daily Dot, hat tip Cody Johnston]

"…and Alex laughed at the poor sap from the security of his car-free, subway-convenient lifestyle."

cracked:

Lap time: four whole minutes.

[video via The Daily Dot, hat tip Cody Johnston]

"…and Alex laughed at the poor sap from the security of his car-free, subway-convenient lifestyle."