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Very excited to be back at UCB Chelsea. Come watch me bomb!
Reserve your tix now to our LIVE show tomorrow night. Reservations are FREE to make and only $5 at the door! We have a ton of CollegeHumor people performing so get your tickets before we sell out. It’s going to be an awesome time. We can’t wait to see you there!
This is gonna be great, and everyone involved in it is important to me (mainly Aereo™).
10 Parts In The Indiana Jones Movies That Still Bother Me [Click for more]
I made the dancing parts of this Dan Hopper joint, and though I have never fired an arrow in my life I could still do it better than every one of these Temple of Doom henchmen.
Professor GIF: Why Is The Super Bowl A Thing? [Click for article]
The Super Bowl WILL get your eyeballs this year. Here’s why.
Shout-out to Tumblr’s NFL tag for featuring this NFL-y post.
Pretty Girls, Ugly Faces [Click for full gallery]
Nothing makes a woman sexier than being anti-sexy.
Hey I made this little animation ALSO PLEASE MARRY ME ALL OF YOU LADIES RIGHT NOW
Just A Reminder: Tyra Banks Is Crazy [Click for more evidence]
America’s Next Derp Model.

Here’s 15 Products That Really Shouldn’t Exist [Click for full gallery]
Sometimes, inventions are best left to the imagination. Next time you think to yourself, “yeah, ghost poop. That’s a thing that could exist” make sure you are far away from anything that could further your incredible waste of intuition.
Thanks for the feature, Tumblr GIF tag!
Professor GIF: What’s This Fiscal Cliff?
Call it what you want. Either way, it makes a lot more sense illustrated in looping pop culture.
More to be found here: @AlexSchmidty.