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You can have any preferred philosopher you want, but Slavoj Žižek’s not in the eyes and ears of an entire planet.

Why Kanye West Is the Most Important Philosopher of Our Time

Directed by abeepp​, produced by Breandan and Jen, and special thanks to YouTube Space LA for letting us borrow their accursed blood wall.

theygetit:

This guy gets it.

If I have a favorite fashion blog it’s this one.

theygetit:

This guy gets it.

If I have a favorite fashion blog it’s this one.

#GifFromToday

#GifFromToday

Assembled The 10 Trials of Patton Oswalt for Paste Magazine, because I am a sweater vest enthusiast.

Assembled The 10 Trials of Patton Oswalt for Paste Magazine, because I am a sweater vest enthusiast.

I was trying to make James Bond vaguely derpy and I think I did it.

I was trying to make James Bond vaguely derpy and I think I did it.

Damn Dave, leave some perfect jokes for the rest of us.

cracked:

Conan put every Harrison Ford pointing style in one supercut.

(gifs by ohmygodwaytoolong)

It makes me so happy that he’s fun again.