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Assembled The 10 Trials of Patton Oswalt for Paste Magazine, because I am a sweater vest enthusiast.

Assembled The 10 Trials of Patton Oswalt for Paste Magazine, because I am a sweater vest enthusiast.

I was trying to make James Bond vaguely derpy and I think I did it.

I was trying to make James Bond vaguely derpy and I think I did it.

Damn Dave, leave some perfect jokes for the rest of us.

cracked:

Conan put every Harrison Ford pointing style in one supercut.

(gifs by ohmygodwaytoolong)

It makes me so happy that he’s fun again.

Bryan Cranston is winning at every aspect of life right now.

Bryan Cranston is winning at every aspect of life right now.

cracked:

Happy 66th Birthday to Numero Uno Mindfuck Maestro Arnold Schwarzenegger.
(gif by ohmygodwaytoolong)

FACT: I met him once and we’re the same height.

cracked:

Happy 66th Birthday to Numero Uno Mindfuck Maestro Arnold Schwarzenegger.

(gif by ohmygodwaytoolong)

FACT: I met him once and we’re the same height.

witstream:

Louis CK’s opinion of Rolling Stone Magazine. (last night’s Daily Show)

witstream:

Louis CK’s opinion of Rolling Stone Magazine. (last night’s Daily Show)