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witstream:

BRB, figuring out how to DVR a nonexistent rom-com.

witstream:

BRB, figuring out how to DVR a nonexistent rom-com.

witstream:

DROP EVERYTHING: there’s a new Anchorman 2 trailer.

I will animate every bit of anything about this movie until there is nothing left to animate.

witstream:

Willie Nelson turns 80 today, and spent yesterday auditioning for The Hobbit 2 with Team Coco.

He’s turning 80 years younger than the rest of us.

I made a thing Courteney Cox loves, and that’s all I’ve ever wanted.

I made a thing Courteney Cox loves, and that’s all I’ve ever wanted.

witstream:

CNN failed hard yesterday.

How hard? Jon Stewart dubbed them “The Human Centipede Of News”.

How else was I supposed to react to Coolio’s baldness?

How else was I supposed to react to Coolio’s baldness?

4 Reasons Hugh Grant and Hulk Hogan Are The Same Person
That’s four more than you thought there were.

4 Reasons Hugh Grant and Hulk Hogan Are The Same Person

That’s four more than you thought there were.

FRENCH MONTANA

FRENCH MONTANA

Wrote this for The Impersonals about how wonderfully bad Kobe Bryant is at Twitter.

Wrote this for The Impersonals about how wonderfully bad Kobe Bryant is at Twitter.