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blackmetalbirthday:

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Hey everything in America is garbage right now so please look at this Tumblr my friend Matt's making and maybe feel marginally better.

blackmetalbirthday:

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Hey everything in America is garbage right now so please look at this Tumblr my friend Matt's making and maybe feel marginally better.

Missed you New York. #latergram

Missed you New York. #latergram

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Oh, the lineup we have for you tonight:
Byron Bowers
Melinda Hill
Grant Lyon
Adam Tod Brown
Cat Rhinehart
Chet Wild
Alex Schmidt
Griff Pippin
Ben Blanchard
See them LIVE at westsidecomedytheater at 8:30pm! You can lock down a ticket for five bucks right here at this link quick do it.

JOKES. TONIGHT. I TELL THEM.

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Oh, the lineup we have for you tonight:

See them LIVE at westsidecomedytheater at 8:30pm! You can lock down a ticket for five bucks right here at this link quick do it.

JOKES. TONIGHT. I TELL THEM.

A bunch of us cracked people saw Guardians of the Galaxy in advance Monday, thanks to the amazing Josh Sargent. Read our loving-yet-analytical take on it! And get some ooga-chakas in your headphones why dontcha.

A bunch of us cracked people saw Guardians of the Galaxy in advance Monday, thanks to the amazing Josh Sargent. Read our loving-yet-analytical take on it! And get some ooga-chakas in your headphones why dontcha.

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We’re back LIVE next week with:
Byron Bowers
Melinda Hill
Grant Lyon
Adam Tod Brown
Cat Rhinehart
Chet Wild
Alex Schmidt
Griff Pippin
Ben Blanchard
It goes down at westsidecomedytheater this Tuesday August 5th at 8:30pm. Get a ticket before all the other smart people snap them up.

Jokes on the beach next week! Come on out, it’ll be fun.

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We’re back LIVE next week with:

It goes down at westsidecomedytheater this Tuesday August 5th at 8:30pm. Get a ticket before all the other smart people snap them up.

Jokes on the beach next week! Come on out, it’ll be fun.

Jim Gaffigan’s The Gaffigan Show Gets Series Order at TV Land

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thecomedybureau:

(via The Hollywood Reporter)

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Anything to get more Jim Gaffigan on TV.

Reblog = endorsement

NEW FUN THING! Read any Zen koan and add this last line:
"…And thus, [he/she] was ready for some football."
This will be the rest of my weekend.

NEW FUN THING! Read any Zen koan and add this last line:

"…And thus, [he/she] was ready for some football."

This will be the rest of my weekend.

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I fully endorse this statement.

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I fully endorse this statement.

tillieke:

Cabin Crew by tillieke
I’m totally going to miss these chaps… :(
If you want them to adorn your wall, you can! (prints here)

The frustratingly distant nickdouglas turned me on to this show and I’ve been stealing listens to bits of it from YouTube for two days now. Radio shows! In this millenium!

tillieke:

Cabin Crew by tillieke

I’m totally going to miss these chaps… :(

If you want them to adorn your wall, you can! (prints here)

The frustratingly distant nickdouglas turned me on to this show and I’ve been stealing listens to bits of it from YouTube for two days now. Radio shows! In this millenium!

wgladstone:

See what the REVIEWS SAY…

I finally finished this. And having just been living in New York, and still been living on the Internet, it fit everything my brainspace was looking for.

wgladstone:

See what the REVIEWS SAY…

I finally finished this. And having just been living in New York, and still been living on the Internet, it fit everything my brainspace was looking for.