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Very excited to #welcome Cracked editor/columnist Tom Reimann to the office today! #instagood

Nervous I’m going to start ordering gag grocery store cakes as a hobby.

cracked:

Very excited to #welcome Cracked editor/columnist Tom Reimann to the office today! #instagood

Nervous I’m going to start ordering gag grocery store cakes as a hobby.

cracked:

You can have any preferred philosopher you want, but Slavoj Žižek’s not in the eyes and ears of an entire planet.

Why Kanye West Is the Most Important Philosopher of Our Time

Directed by abeepp​, produced by Breandan and Jen, and special thanks to YouTube Space LA for letting us borrow their accursed blood wall.

cracked:

"Hi. I’m taking a selfie. Does that make me an asshole?"
Why We All Take Selfies (And Why That’s Great)

I got to make this! Huge thanks to Jack, Daniel, Jen, Breandan, and a surprising other number of people it takes to really nail a video of yourself on your phone.

cracked:

"Hi. I’m taking a selfie. Does that make me an asshole?"

Why We All Take Selfies (And Why That’s Great)

I got to make this! Huge thanks to Jack, Daniel, Jen, Breandan, and a surprising other number of people it takes to really nail a video of yourself on your phone.

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HELL of a show for you all tonight at Westside at 8:30pm, featuring the comedic stylings of:
Adam Tod Brown
Ben Blanchard
Eli Braden
Quincy Jones
Jak Knight
Jose Alvarez
Brendan McGinley
Alex Schmidt
Five bucks gets you all of that AND a bartender bringing you drinks/conversation/whatever else you like. See you then?

I’m on this show! 8:30pm at Westside Comedy Theater. So many Cracked friends on it as well.

unpops:

HELL of a show for you all tonight at Westside at 8:30pm, featuring the comedic stylings of:

Five bucks gets you all of that AND a bartender bringing you drinks/conversation/whatever else you like. See you then?

I’m on this show! 8:30pm at Westside Comedy Theater. So many Cracked friends on it as well.

“Since what we know of the future is made up of purely abstract and logical elements — inferences, guesses, deductions — it cannot be eaten, felt, smelled, seen, heard, or otherwise enjoyed. To pursue it is to pursue a constantly retreating phantom, and the faster you chase it, the faster it runs ahead. This is why all the affairs of civilization are rushed, why hardly anyone enjoys what he has, and is forever seeking more and more. Happiness, then, will consist, not of solid and substantial realities, but of such abstract and superficial things as promises, hopes, and assurances.”

Alan Watts (via Brain Pickings)

cracked:

You need to hear this. Just try not to get wibbly-wobbly angry-wangry.

It’s Time to Retire Doctor Who

SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT

cracked:

Jack has a hypeman, and you’ve got a better job than you think.

5 People Having a Worse Day at Work Than You Are

I helped write this! Jack O’Brien kills it and Simon Jia guest stars as the world’s worst hype man.

Got to be on this show last night and man oh man what a treat. Big thanks to Adam Tod Brown for roping me in on it and Lou Perez for being a kind fatherly lumberjack of a host.

Got to be on this show last night and man oh man what a treat. Big thanks to Adam Tod Brown for roping me in on it and Lou Perez for being a kind fatherly lumberjack of a host.

amandalynferri:

staff:

Tumblr. Now available as clothes. 

Hi! It only took me three years but I finally made a store.

Amanda combined her BustedTees, Tumblr, and Radness powers into one thing and now I have an excuse to blow some cash.

amandalynferri:

staff:

Tumblr. Now available as clothes

Hi! It only took me three years but I finally made a store.

Amanda combined her BustedTees, Tumblr, and Radness powers into one thing and now I have an excuse to blow some cash.