November 2009
89 posts
Radiohead — “House of Cards”
Classes I Want to Take In Case of Zombies
I really enjoy this blog, although it’s not as practically useful as I’d like it to be.
lauraturnergarrison:
i’d really appreciate (and utilize) a blog entirely devoted to preparing for the zombie apocalypse.
lindsaykatai:
Handgun Protection Level 1 & 2, Defensive Shotgun - $550
Weekly fencing classes - $70/month
Machine Technology - $104
Introduction to Plumbing - $78
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“Darwin demolishes I.D., IMHO. The debate continues at The Longest Thread. ...”
– ebertchicago
“There’s a new iPhone app that can automatically add cats to your pictures. The...”
– Conan O’Brien (via sharingtime) (via whiskeyandgoatsmilk) (via mattedits)
Watchthedailywhat:
This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Henry 8.0: If Henry VIII (Brian Blessed, natch) were alive today and on Facebook, it might look something like this.
Incidentally, Henry VIII is on Facebook.
[via.]
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU—
“http://twitpic.com/r139d - can’t wait”
– ericwareheim
Apatow, Universal pick up pitches - Ansari,... →
azizisbored:
I’m very excited to announce that Jason Woliner and I have sold 3 movies to Judd Apatow and Universal! I am attached to star and Jason will direct.
One idea is tentatively titled “Let’s Do This” and is a road movie about two guys that work for a motivational speaking company.
Another idea is about two disgraced astronauts who have to go back to space to clear their names.
And...
Jake Peavy is going to be good to have on the... →
Complaints I Wish I Had
ringgaard:
jasonmichaels:
streeter:
“My girlfriend always orgasms so quickly when we’re together I barely have to do anything.”
Reblog and add your own!
God…I have to go buy another new billfold today. My last one broke because I put too many 20’s in it.
Maybe I should just quit my day job and live off that trustfund my parents set up for me. *Sigh*
Geez, I wish there wasn’t so...
Non-judgmental-sounding judgmental language. →
(via ArtsAndLettersDaily)
Key to passive aggression.
copycats:
The Man Who Sold The World by Des de...
“Fortune favors the bold.”
– Alexander the Great
“This is what happens when I accidentally ignore Amir Blumenfeld on gchat. ...”
– JakeHurwitz
New York Advice: The Three Ones
breegoodrow:
rickyv:
When he moved from Queens to Manhattan, my friend Gideon’s grandfather passed down his “three ones” advice.
“All you need is one good suit jacket, one good pickup line, and a one bedroom.”
“By all accounts, watching Twilight is the cinematic equivalent of seeing a...”
– Zack Handlen, The AV Club
johnztownsend:
Neil Young-“Harvest Moon”
Go...
The Arcade Fire — “Burning Bridges,...
Bob Powers #7: Happy You Didn't Watch Her Stuff...
“What happened?”
You look up, then take off your headphones. That semi-stranger seems mad.
Then you look down at where her laptop and bag used to be. And her chosen armchair, which is still in the same spot, but has a few sword slashes torn through its upholstery and is on fire.
“Oh—“
“I asked you to watch my stuff for two seconds.”
She was gone for longer than two seconds.
“Two...
“I don’t need to see 2012. I live that shit everyday.”
– robhuebel
WatchThought I’d post my 2-D animation project, a little comedy sketch, TomGoesToTheMayor-style. Starring Cole Bruns and Terance Walsh.
“I wish all beer commercials were required to end with everyone looking at the...”
– johnmoe
The 101 best music videos of this decade... →
—Three White Stripes videos (two of which are Michel Gondry-directed) in the top eight.
—There’s also already a Wikipedia page about what this decade was like. Why am I an old man?
“It’s going to be a disaster! Like Katrina! Do you remember Katrina, that crazy...”
– Jenna Marroney (via 30rockquotes) (via skyscrapersignals)
Hilarious Twitter feed: "TodayIn140"
My friends Joel and Chris used some of their Los Angeles time to put together this account, TodayIn140, and I’ve been laughing all week. Follow them, thus encouraging them.
copycats:
White Winter Hymnal by The Calorifer...
