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NEW FUN THING! Read any Zen koan and add this last line:
"…And thus, [he/she] was ready for some football."
This will be the rest of my weekend.

NEW FUN THING! Read any Zen koan and add this last line:

"…And thus, [he/she] was ready for some football."

This will be the rest of my weekend.

unpops:

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I fully endorse this statement.

unpops:

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I fully endorse this statement.

tillieke:

Cabin Crew by tillieke
I’m totally going to miss these chaps… :(
If you want them to adorn your wall, you can! (prints here)

The frustratingly distant nickdouglas turned me on to this show and I’ve been stealing listens to bits of it from YouTube for two days now. Radio shows! In this millenium!

tillieke:

Cabin Crew by tillieke

I’m totally going to miss these chaps… :(

If you want them to adorn your wall, you can! (prints here)

The frustratingly distant nickdouglas turned me on to this show and I’ve been stealing listens to bits of it from YouTube for two days now. Radio shows! In this millenium!

wgladstone:

See what the REVIEWS SAY…

I finally finished this. And having just been living in New York, and still been living on the Internet, it fit everything my brainspace was looking for.

wgladstone:

See what the REVIEWS SAY…

I finally finished this. And having just been living in New York, and still been living on the Internet, it fit everything my brainspace was looking for.

cracked:

cracked:

Royal Baby Name Roots by ohmygodwaytoolong

Happy birthday to that prince kid.

I probably made this, like, a year ago!

cracked:

The real-life RoboCop statue isn’t ready for the public quite yet, but in our minds, Detroit’s top cop is all over every inch of that city already. Between RoboCop's Ronny Cox speeches and deathbot stairs fails, the movie nails a near-future Detroit that becomes its very own character in the movie. So this design from Cracked member Toadlicker combines all of the Dystopian Motor City’s technologically reconstructed faces into one design. [GET IT HERE]

I am a model yes yes very seksi

cracked:

The real-life RoboCop statue isn’t ready for the public quite yet, but in our minds, Detroit’s top cop is all over every inch of that city already. Between RoboCop's Ronny Cox speeches and deathbot stairs fails, the movie nails a near-future Detroit that becomes its very own character in the movie. So this design from Cracked member Toadlicker combines all of the Dystopian Motor City’s technologically reconstructed faces into one design. [GET IT HERE]

I am a model yes yes very seksi

Forget “CGI/mo-cap is the devil” versus “CGI/mo-cap is the future”. Either way you don’t get a human, clumsy moment like that little trip/kick without live actors. Or without them putting in three days of exhausting-to-the-point-of-sloppy stunt fighting just to get that overall hallway sequence right.
Anyway I’d never seen Oldboy till the amazing Dave got us watching it this weekend, and the storytelling’s even cleverer than the fighting. Most grounded psychotic movie I’ve ever seen.

Forget “CGI/mo-cap is the devil” versus “CGI/mo-cap is the future”. Either way you don’t get a human, clumsy moment like that little trip/kick without live actors. Or without them putting in three days of exhausting-to-the-point-of-sloppy stunt fighting just to get that overall hallway sequence right.

Anyway I’d never seen Oldboy till the amazing Dave got us watching it this weekend, and the storytelling’s even cleverer than the fighting. Most grounded psychotic movie I’ve ever seen.

I don’t know how I missed Will doing this when he did it but 1) it’s the best idea 2) there are 6,157 comments 3) I’m about to waste most of the rest of my weekend reading them.

I don’t know how I missed Will doing this when he did it but 1) it’s the best idea 2) there are 6,157 comments 3) I’m about to waste most of the rest of my weekend reading them.

tomorrowsofyesterday:

So @TheCapitolPN tweeted this
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which was promptly deleted. (G-Bb-A-D are the notes to Rue’s whistle.)

But if you had clicked inspect element before it was deleted

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"You silence our voices, but we are still heard."

HOW COOL IS THIS MARKETING?!?! Like the rebels are hacking into the capitol’s twitter!!!!

(Thanks toastbabeis and mockingjaysource for noticing it and jenliamjosh for reblogging)

If every new movie has to copy The Hunger Games, let them please copy Internet-ing like this. (via finalbossform)