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cracked:

Those Amazon fat cats are GOING DOWN as soon as Alex finishes enjoying their affordable selfie sticks.
New Guy Weekly — Taking Down Amazon.com

Seriously they’re like 15 bucks and a total blast.

cracked:

Those Amazon fat cats are GOING DOWN as soon as Alex finishes enjoying their affordable selfie sticks.

New Guy Weekly — Taking Down Amazon.com

Seriously they’re like 15 bucks and a total blast.

unpops:

Does that Owl City guy who lives in a child’s room…

…actually have a song that’s not terrible?

THIS WEEK ON THE PODCAST: What are we more likely to find first, Sasquatch or a decent Nickelback song? Did you know Oasis didn’t stop making music after “Wonderwall”? Host Adam Tod Brown welcomes Cracked editor Alex Schmidt and musician Danger Van Gorder of the band Countless Thousands to discuss all of this and more!

The Best Songs by the Worst Bands Ever

Loved being on this episode with Adam and Danger and Brett, and glad I could defend “Party In The U.S.A.” to the death.

collegehumor:

1. After Ross said the wrong name, why did Emily finish the wedding?
10 Things That Still Bother Me About “Friends”

Man, I remember gif-animating that like it was a year and a half ago.

collegehumor:

1. After Ross said the wrong name, why did Emily finish the wedding?

10 Things That Still Bother Me About “Friends”

Man, I remember gif-animating that like it was a year and a half ago.

cracked:

Let Alex take you inside the Cracked creative process (and apologize for that font).
New Guy Weekly: Pier Thoughts

New behind-the-scenes-er! By far my favorite to make, and a testament to Nick Mundy's greatness that he wasn't like “yikes, too weird.”

cracked:

Let Alex take you inside the Cracked creative process (and apologize for that font).

New Guy Weekly: Pier Thoughts

New behind-the-scenes-er! By far my favorite to make, and a testament to Nick Mundy's greatness that he wasn't like “yikes, too weird.”

Oh ya know, making important things. What are you up to today?

Oh ya know, making important things. What are you up to today?

cracked:

Alex is back with a response to your responses to his love of Kanye West.
New Guy Weekly: Responding To YouTube Comments

Did a new YT vid! You might fall in love with it…or do we need to talk about where this relationship’s going?

cracked:

Alex is back with a response to your responses to his love of Kanye West.

New Guy Weekly: Responding To YouTube Comments

Did a new YT vid! You might fall in love with it…or do we need to talk about where this relationship’s going?

cracked:

Those insane Florida Man news stories you see may be true….

but did you know they’re a product of Florida police letting reporters have any information they want?

THIS WEEK:  Why do we assume Japan is a nuthouse of tentacle porn and horrifying game shows, that Russia is Mad Max with snow, and that the one “aspartame = cancer” study disproves all the others? Cracked editors Jack O’Brien, Jason Pargin (aka David Wong), and Alex Schmidt dig into the unexpected sampling errors that populate our life.

How One Logical Fallacy Keeps Making You Wrong

Today’s a huge day for Cracked because we released Episode 1 of the most impressive web series ever shot. And if you don’t mind also checking out me on this podcast episode that’d be chill of you.

cracked:

We’re shooting at @youtubespacela today with the most convincing Superman EVER to work for a free sandwich.

We have fun!

cracked:

We’re shooting at @youtubespacela today with the most convincing Superman EVER to work for a free sandwich.

We have fun!

Sometimes I feel pretty intellectual

And then sometimes my mom texts me to say she successfully defended her dissertation, as I’m writing “part where Columbus can’t stop shitting his pantaloons” in a notebook.